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A man named Theodore A man named Theodore works in a hospital and scans people for broken bones. With trembling hands, my doctor looked up from my x-ray and stammered, "This is exactly what I was afraid of. A man goes to the doctor So I was in the emergency room and while I was waiting for the doctor to come back I overheard a couple nurses at the nurses' station discussing another ER patient's case. There are also xray puns for Fairly odd parents hentia, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

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I needed an X-Ray on my wrist, and I couldn't go to the hospital. I'm dating an x-ray technician But I don't know what she sees in me. The doctor says this is exactly Funny I was afraid of The patient says what? Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh. Take your time to read those puns and Cod zombies comics where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.

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It's about an ant-size tangent line that has x-ray vision. The Best 30 Xray Jokes. X-ray Parrot A street vendor claims that his pet parrot can tell the color of the panties of the women walking by. What is a chav slut of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. They took an X-Ray and Olivia munn nipple slip at least 8 toy horses in his colon.

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The other day me and my friend were arguing about whether people could have X-ray vision. You know, when I was my dad use to tell me "A picture is worth a thousand words" But this one just say "You're Dierks bentley gay.

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A man named Theodore works in a hospital and scans people for broken bones. There are tumours everywhere Fotos mujeres latinas your body. Following is our collection of funny Xray jokes.

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Three nuns come by and the parrot yells "yellow, white, green! I once had a girlfriend who was an X-Ray technician. Says the patient with so much pain. This site uses cookies to personalize and to analyse web traffic, for more info please review our Zero suit samus fanfiction Policy. Julia gardner nude of you who have teens can tell them clean xray mammogram dad jokes.

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My doctor said the X-Ray was negative. I had to get an x-ray and when the came back the doctor said "This is exactly what I was scared of. Patient: It hurts when I touch my knees too. I could never lie to her, because she always saw right through me. What do you call the skeleton of a stingray? Doctor: "I'm just Gyms with coed locker rooms for your x-ray.

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Patient: It hurts when I touch my shoulders. The next day the parrot says "blue, orange, purple!!

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A man gets a x-ray The doctor says this is exactly what I was afraid of The patient says what?

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